Game 6: Final CNY Game

Ok, the animals and family met up during the day. Kudos to Hyena for his non stop energizer battery lion dance troupe and rendition of "Hello Friends" by Baby Hyena no 1. How the papas manage to be alert at night baffles the non fathers..

At night, the alpha males congregated and lock horns over their final game of poker. The ferocious land animals and their hybrids whacked the skunk and Mr J hard...pushing them around like flies.

Poker Swings were large. We increased our buy in to 500 worth of chips so there were less buy ins but i guess we were all too tired to play after so many days on the go. Next year we play every alternate day perhaps.

PBA really looked like that on the table.

Stats for the day:

Datenite- 5th Feb, midnite to 4:30am at the holy grail of poker.
Withdrawals at 500 - Skunk (2) Hyena (2) Mr J(1) Whale (1) PBA (1) Skunk (1)
Side entertainment -
Skunk continues to Fart every 4 minutes. Neighbour Mr J has to breathe through his shirt as though he is an Iranian woman.
Our feeble attempt to diet by eating Fillet o fish n drinking diet coke, as though the fries and 20 nuggets dont count hahahaha..
Trash talk about Whale and having a tattoo on his weewee
Teddy Bear hallucinates the last 30 minutes of the game and doesnt even go with Ace pair.

PnL:
Skunk - 1500
Mr j - 680
Whale - Evens
TeddyBear +80
Hyena +115
Croc +785
PBA +1200

SO THATs IT for CNY 2011. WITH HYENA AWAY, 
I GUESS THERE WILL BE LESS POKER......

Game 5: Somethings Never Change

A strange night in terms of poker playing. There was quorum and we sat playing in Mr J's home. There was FHM with naked women and 2 of the wifeys were nearby keeping an eye on the action.

The Shark was on a mission. They say a wounded animal is the most dangerous and that was the case as the Shark had hands that cleaned us all out. At one stage, Sharky was more than 2k up....but as usual, his merciful self return some money as he retired for the night.

So with the chip leader gone, all the animals were trying to chase back their winnings and we played so looose that almost every other hand had all in moments. There were in total 22 withdrawals, so there was loads of moolah on the table..

The sea animals came out tops as they adapted most to the flood situations ala Australia and south Malaysia....

Before: How it looked like...

After: Argguuummpp......

 

The Whale wishes every poker day was like this.

Stats for the day:

Datenite- 4th Feb, midnite to 4:00am
Biggest bet- there was a 205 all in that 5 people went in that Mr T and PBA split somehow..

PnL:

Skunk -1735
Mr J -810
Mr T -730
PBA -600
Hyena +140
Shark +1500
Whale +2255

DESPERATE POKER.

Game 4: Skunked!

Game continues

Another late night start at the traditional first day of poker at PitBullApe's pen.

Whale Koed from the late nites but the Skunk, Shark, Croc, Hyena, Mr T (which animal ar?) and PBA took the games by its horns. .Hyena laughs his way to the bank

Unhappy Skunk will be out for revenge...

Stats for the day:

Datenite- 3rd Feb, midnite to 3:50am
Biggest bet-  probably something involving the skunk...
Withdrawals - ?
Side entertainment - ?

PnL:

Skunk -1635
Croc - (even stevens), how merciful...
Shark +185
Mr T +200
PBA +600
Hyena +650

Game 3: Merlion Outfarts the Animals

Game on. 
The Skunk came in farting,
Hyena came in confident from 2 days of straight wins
Croc rejuvenated from his rest and tons of food,
Whale was every hungry for food,
Merlion had a flu and needed to pang sai every other game.

Game was full of action but after the Mcdees, i think everyones energy level was falling a little...
Big Swings from the Skunk and Croc who were riding hot early and the Whale who escaped the Merlion's destruction of land animals at the very end...

Stats for the day:

Datenite- 2nd Feb, midnite to 4:30am
Biggest bet-  too many to recall. Skunk fainted the Croc with one big hand with a fullhouse.
Croc managed to survive and hang on. Merlion or was it the Skunk who took the biggest game of the nite with almost 1400 in the pot. most bets started with a 50 ante cos the Hyena was adventurous.
Withdrawals - Hyena (5) Whale (3) Shark (2) Skunk (1)
Side entertainment - Skunk and Merlion's farting competition - we were filled with the aroma the whole nite, Merlion thinking of eating his fillet-o-fish in the bathroom. Merlion's undefeated poker and no withdrawals a single time over the 2 series.

PnL:

Hyena -850
Croc -330
Skunk - 215
Whale +345
Merlion+1050

SO TIRED but STILL WANNA PLAY worr.....

*The Shark got the flu, PitBullApe was too tired from his travels, Teddy Bear left to meet papa/mama bears...

Game 2: Miracle Escape by The Teddy Bear.

another late start. Teddy's 2 bears are growing nicely into 2 very pleasant ladies. Perhaps it was distraction of the 20 nuggets + Double Prosperity Burger that Teddy ate but he withdrew 5 times in a very short space. And at the end, still managed to stand tall.

Shark came late and got bamboozled by the Merlion each time he shuffled...you never see the Merlion who according to the Hyena "is very lucky this year" win but he was way ahead until the last pot.

Missing animals were: Croc had chicks to eat and Skunk had to work tomorrow.

Stats for the day:

Datenite: 1st Feb, midnite to 4am
Biggest bet -  Last game of the nite, Teddy Bear won around 1.1k on the last pot with Ace high flush beating an all in Shark and a "I have tubs" Merlion
Withdrawals - Shark (6) Teddy (5) Hyena (1)
Side entertainment - Merlion's farting, Mcdonalds and how Shark tries to double deal each time...

PnL:

Shark - 2100
Teddy +140
Merlion +520
Hyena +680
Whale +760

POKER OLYMPICS have officially started........

And the Games Begin

only 4 animals made it for the hunt. planned for 1030pm but didnt begin till midnight. i guess winter and hibernation does that. even the hyena overslept. perhaps it was the tiredness of chasing the younger hyenas the whole day.....but once the animals were warmed up, action was sizzling....

Stats for the day:

Datenite: 29th Jan, midnite.
Biggest bet - 205 from Skunk all in. Pot of bergazillion won by Croc.
Withdrawals - Skunk (8), Croc (2), Hyena (1)
Side entertainment - ManU beats Southampton 2-1

PnL:

Whale +1545
Hyena +810
Skunk - 2355
Croc - flat after 4 hours of play..
 * Hyena/Croc + made tons on djoko beating murray...

MAY THE GAMES BEGIN........where are the other animals?