Tuesday, January 24, 2012

CNY Game V - 24th Jan

Smaller group tonight. Shark could not be found. PBA resting after his big meal the day before.
The croc, skunk, hyenna, whale and stingray kept the animals gathering alive but it was obvious that energy level was much lower this session...

Initial action was all skunk's way with a ROYAL FLUSH even on texas screwing the paus sitting on his hole and farting with the croc bitting away. Skunk was at one point up 3k...The stingray who arrived late was the usual silent swimmer waiting for the right hands to pounce.
Hyenna was in another land, perhaps thinking about his 4th kid or kuchai lama, we would never know...but manage to claw back almost 3/5ths of his losses from 2.7k down.

Announcing the winner of the 2012 Animals CNY POKER tournie (unless there are more games)
....*drum roll*...


Venue: Croc's palace
Withdrawals: 18 - Hyenna (8) Whale (6) Stingray (3) Croc (1)

Tally
Hyena - 1160
Stingray -230
Croc +255
Skunk + 520
Whale + 615

Monday, January 23, 2012

CNY Game IV - 23rd Jan

Aiyoyoyoyo...times are changing

The skunk continues to pollute the planet on land and in the sea.
The stingray suddenly comes from 4 withdrawals down and wins more than 1k.
And each year, the PBA hybrid brings us to his house and eats us whole.

The whale crashes with 9 withdrawals and returns all his winnings
Hyena and Shark both knocked out after busy days of looking after their little ones. side note: if you want papa lessons, have to learn from the master mr "i dont do diapers" pba and mr "i only won a little" skunk.


Venue: PBA's
Withdrawals: 21 - Whale (9) Hyenna (4) Shark (4) Stingray (3) Skunk (1)

Tally
Whale - 1370
Hyena - 1310
Shark - 830
Skunk + 740
Stingray + 1185
PBA +1585

Sunday, January 22, 2012

CNY Game III - 22nd Jan

A Happy New Year from the animal kingdom!!!

New Day, New Year and apparently new fortunes as well.
Beware the return of the stinky skunk who left a bad taste in our mouths...

this cartoon depicts how we all felt...

Venue: Hyenna's Haunt
Withdrawals: 20 - Shark (8), PBA (7), Hyenna (3), Skunk (1) , Stingray (1)

Tally
Shark -2525
PBA - 2400
Hyena + 80
Whale +620
Stingray +670
Skunk +3555

Saturday, January 21, 2012

Pre CNY Game II - 21st Jan

6 animals banded together for a pre CNY fellowship at the Croc's palace!
We were welcomed by the mrs and a surprise guest who brought little miro along.
The palace is spanking new and its a lovely 4 bedroom apartment that was very tastefully decorated. loved the G.O.D. air circulator...Thanks to mrs croc to be for endless supply of unhealthy tidbits.

Back to the game: Early action was slow as most were rather cautious except for the skunk, who nonchalantly farted throughout the night. Whale took a big lead with almost 2.1k chips up but 2 hours later, he was left with around 700. Mr T also build up a big stack but the Hyenna who withdrew 3 times slowly stole our chips away.

The Croc seems to have better luck when the mrs aint around, so lets hope she joins us for more games. Or as they say, lucky in love, unlucky in gambling....

Venue: Croc's spanking new place
Withdrawals: 17 - Skunk (8), Teddy (3), Hyenna (3) Croc (2), Mr T (1)

Tally
Skunk -1715
Teddy -1200
Croc -620
Hyena + 730
Mr T +1260
Whale +1545

Pre CNY Game I - 14th Jan

some animals decide to start a week earlier.
commentary to follow.

Shark +1405
Croc + 280
Hyena + 115
Skunk -1800

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

May the Games Begin..

looking forward to seeing all of you at the tables on Friday night..

sometimes you win, sometimes you lose....




Saturday, February 5, 2011

Game 6: Final CNY Game

Ok, the animals and family met up during the day. Kudos to Hyena for his non stop energizer battery lion dance troupe and rendition of "Hello Friends" by Baby Hyena no 1. How the papas manage to be alert at night baffles the non fathers..

At night, the alpha males congregated and lock horns over their final game of poker. The ferocious land animals and their hybrids whacked the skunk and Mr J hard...pushing them around like flies.

Poker Swings were large. We increased our buy in to 500 worth of chips so there were less buy ins but i guess we were all too tired to play after so many days on the go. Next year we play every alternate day perhaps.

PBA really looked like that on the table.


Stats for the day:
Datenite- 5th Feb, midnite to 4:30am at the holy grail of poker.
Withdrawals at 500 - Skunk (2) Hyena (2) Mr J(1) Whale (1) PBA (1) Skunk (1)
Side entertainment -
Skunk continues to Fart every 4 minutes. Neighbour Mr J has to breathe through his shirt as though he is an Iranian woman.
Our feeble attempt to diet by eating Fillet o fish n drinking diet coke, as though the fries and 20 nuggets dont count hahahaha..
Trash talk about Whale and having a tattoo on his weewee
Teddy Bear hallucinates the last 30 minutes of the game and doesnt even go with Ace pair.

PnL:
Skunk - 1500
Mr j - 680
Whale - Evens
TeddyBear +80
Hyena +115
Croc +785
PBA +1200

SO THATs IT for CNY 2011. WITH HYENA AWAY, 
I GUESS THERE WILL BE LESS POKER......